Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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