He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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