I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
this will be a night to untag.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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