Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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