a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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