just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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