Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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