Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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