Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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