she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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