How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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