Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
