i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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