I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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