you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I wish I only lived at night.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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