So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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