Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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