Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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