I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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