Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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