absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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