i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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