I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Your cock deserves a montage
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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