i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
All the doctor said was why
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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