are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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