Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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