Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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