David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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