I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
