UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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