New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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