wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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