me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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