But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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