after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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