I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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