You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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