please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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