i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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