she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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