You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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