I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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