I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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