I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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