Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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