I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
