I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
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I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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