Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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