i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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