You surviving the open bar?
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Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Ketchup is God's man juice
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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