My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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