somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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