I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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