I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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