went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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