Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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